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• Tell me why the stars do shine, Tell me why the ivy twines, Tell me why the sky's so blue, And I will tell you just why I love you.
  Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine, Phototropism makes ivy twine, Rayleigh scattering makes sky so blue, Sexual hormones are why I love you....
• Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
  Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating....
• Love well, whip well. -- Ben Frankli
• Why are love and relationships so confusing?
• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
• This guy sitting in the plane is joined by his seatmate, who begins immediately to heave gigantic, obviously depressed sighs.
  --"What's the problem, are you ill?" --"No, I'm going to Miami (or L....
• Marge: Uh... sorry. Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
  Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next time, why don't we get together at _your_ house....
• And if it please you, so; if not, why, so. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- Act ii, Sc.
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