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• SADISM: A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.
• Love is merely madness; and I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip, as madmen do
  and the reason why they are not so punished and cured, is that the lunacy is so ordinary, that the whippers are in love too....
• Beat me! Whip me! A masochist is Never Satisfied.
• RIDING-WHIP EJACULATION (Masochist's supplement) -- the cream of the crop.
• You can expose yourself on the subway and it doesn't cost you a dime.
  Unless you spit. Then it's a twenty-five-dollar fine....
• I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
• I was sufficiently interested in the picture's success to contact Stanford University Research Institute so they could find out why it was such a big hit.
  But when they wanted $75,000 to do the research job, I told them I wasn't _that_ curious....
• Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)