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I *told* The Muse I'm Not A Masochist, So Why Is The Whip Out Again?
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I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again?
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SADISM: A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.
Love is merely madness; and I tell you, deserves as well a dark house and a whip, as madmen do
and the reason why they are not so punished and cured, is that the lunacy is so ordinary, that the whippers are in love too....
Beat me! Whip me! A masochist is Never Satisfied.
RIDING-WHIP EJACULATION (Masochist's supplement) -- the cream of the crop.
You can expose yourself on the subway and it doesn't cost you a dime.
Unless you spit. Then it's a twenty-five-dollar fine....
I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
I was sufficiently interested in the picture's success to contact Stanford University Research Institute so they could find out why it was such a big hit.
But when they wanted $75,000 to do the research job, I told them I wasn't _that_ curious....
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)