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• One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
  -- Judith Vio...
• Infactuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
  Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway....
• Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
  -- Judith Vio...
• If you are rude to your ex-husband's new wife at your daughter's wedding, you will make her feel smug.
  Comfortable. If you are charming and polite, you will make her feel uncomfortable....
• Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Alonzo, age 9...
• The difference between like and love is the same as the difference between a spit and a swallow.
• You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
• Obsession is when you can't live without that person.
  Infatuation is when you feel like you'll die when that person isn't around you....