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If You Are Rude To Your Ex-husband's New Wife At Your Daughter's Wedding, You Will Make Her Feel Smug.
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If you are rude to your ex-husband's new wife at your daughter's wedding,
you will make her feel smug. Comfortable. If you are charming and polite,
you will make her feel uncomfortable. Which do you want to do?
-- Miss Manners (Judith Martin)
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