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• Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love.
  -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love? -- Bobby, age 9...
• It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
  They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are --- on fire....
• Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up.
  -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love? -- Sarah, age 9...
• See if the man has lipstick on his face. -- How can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?
  -- Sandra, age 7...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Love is when two people who care about each other get confused. -- Bob Schneide
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemingway
• Marge: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [flicks light on and off] Ba
  Mom, that is _really_ annoying. Lisa: Bart started it....