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• The cops are ALWAYS around when you DON'T want them.
• Falling in Love When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in love.
  You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air, and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place....
• Obsession is when you can't live without that person.
  Infatuation is when you feel like you'll die when that person isn't around you....
• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone who never comes home.
  Always someone loving something more than that thing loves them....
• That's life for you, said McDunn. Someone always waiting for someone who never comes home.
  Always someone loving something more than that thing loves them....
• Someone can always be found, lurking about out there in the bushes somewhere
  who can tell you what you intended to say far better than you can, so be very careful what you say when outside, walking around among bushes....
• Love is missing someone even when they're with you.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . It always takes you a second when someone says that they hear a siren.