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• When they'll come, they'll come for what you love.
• Looking for Love? Adopt a pet!
• Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away, Looking at me, I got nothin' to say.
  Don't make me angry with the things games that you play, Either light up or leave me alone....
• If you believe in gambling, in the end you will sell your spouse.
• Childish game: one at which your spouse beats you.
• May you die in bed at 105, shot by a jealous spouse.
• May you have eyes like a hawk and a spouse with warts.
• May your spouse always know when you need a hug.