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• May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
• May you have eyes like a hawk and a spouse with warts.
• May your spouse always know when you need a hug.
• In bed we laugh, in bed we cry; And, born in bed, in bed we die.
  The near approach a bed may show Of human bliss to human woe. -- Isaac de Benserade (1612-1691)...
• May you spend eternity pissing your bed.
• You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.