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Love Will Find You, Even If You Are Trying To Hide From It.
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Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying
to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.
-- Confidential opinions about love
-- Dave, age 8
Related:
Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime.
-- Confidential opinions about love -- Floyd, age 9...
I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.
-- Confidential opinions about love -- Regina, age 10...
Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
.. [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell?...
Yesterday I kissed a girl in a private place ... We were behind a tree.
-- Confidential opinions about love -- Carey, age 7...
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television.
-- Confidential opinions about love -- Jill, age 6...
You can't hide anything from a Root.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...