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I Hope They Never Find Out That Lightning Has A Lot Of Vitamins In It, Because Do You Hide From It Or Not?
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because
do you hide from it or not?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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