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• Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
• Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things.
  I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." -- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....