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Lower Taxes, Raise The Dead.
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Lower taxes, raise the dead.
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If you can't raise the bridge, lower the river.
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
Warm beer and bread, they say, could raise the dead.
People want JUST taxes more than they want LOWER taxes.
They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to wealth....
Love can do all but raise the Dead. -- Emily Dickenso
Thanks to Clinton even the Dead pay taxes (and they aren't Grateful).
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
If it were possible to heal sorrow by weeping and to raise the dead with tears, gold were less prized than grief.
-- Sophocles (496-406 BC) -- Scyrii, Frag. 510...
Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...