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Lump The Whole Thing! Say That The Creator Made Italy From Designs By Michael Angelo!
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Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator made Italy from designs by
Michael Angelo!
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Innocents Abroad"
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