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Luposlipaphobia: The Fear Of Being Pursued By Timber Wolves Around A Kitchen Table While Wearing Socks On A Newly Waxed Floor.
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Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a
kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
-- Gary Larson
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