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• Put Ma Bell together again. NOW!
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• You heard about the man who quit playing golf, then took it up again fourteen years later?
  He found his ball. -- Bob Kaliba...
• Look at me, Ma! I'm on top of the world! -- James Cagney ("White Heat")
• Give me three fingers of milk, Ma. -- Bart, "Bart the Murdere
• Stuck in Mobile, with the Memphis blues again. -- Bob Dyla
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
• We're all given some sort of skill in life. Mine just happens to be beating up on people.
  -- Sugar Ray Leonard...