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• Showoff: Stands with back to urinal. Slings tool over shoulder.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Drunk: holds urinal for support. Pisses on his own shoe.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Shy: Stands very close to the urinal and uses both hands so neighbor can't see.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Confused: Stands looking puzzled at urinal. Asks where the paper is.
  This is usually a woman who has wandered into the wrong washroom....
• Casual: looks around, whistles, or sings. -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal
• Outgoing: Strikes up conversation with anyone within 10 urinals of self.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Competitive: Stands back about 5 feet. Challenges others to distance contests.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Paranoid: Keeps looking behind in case of attack by gay AIDs carrier.
  -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
• Curious: Leans over to look at neighbor's equipment.
  Pisses in neighbor's pocket. -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...