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Drunk: holds urinal for support. Pisses on his own shoe.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinals
Related:
Curious: Leans over to look at neighbor's equipment.
Pisses in neighbor's pocket. -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
Macho: Bangs tool on side of urinal instead of shaking it off.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
Showoff: Stands with back to urinal. Slings tool over shoulder.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
Shy: Stands very close to the urinal and uses both hands so neighbor can't see.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
Confused: Stands looking puzzled at urinal. Asks where the paper is.
This is usually a woman who has wandered into the wrong washroom....
Casual: looks around, whistles, or sings. -- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal
Outgoing: Strikes up conversation with anyone within 10 urinals of self.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
Competitive: Stands back about 5 feet. Challenges others to distance contests.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...
Paranoid: Keeps looking behind in case of attack by gay AIDs carrier.
-- Psychoanalysis through behavior at Urinal...