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MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then Operating System Hangs.
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MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then Operating System Hangs.
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System crashes and burns.
Andrew is the operating system of the future and always will be. -- Mary R. Thompso
A distributed system is one that stops you from getting any work done when a machine you've never even heard of crashes.
-- Leslie Lamport (Attributed)...
Airbags won't help...when this machine crashes!
IOS: Ignore Operating System
Never trust an operating system.
ROS: Reject Operating System
There's no bug in this program. It's the operating system!!
TOS: Tape Operating System