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Madam, Have You Ever Considered A Career In Security.
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Madam, have you ever considered a career in security.
If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority.
-- Worf and Brenna O'dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
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This is my security chief, Lt. Worf. I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you.
-- Picard and Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
William, is something wrong? "What do you mean?" Do you not like girls?
"'Course I do." -- Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
What are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before?
I thought I had. -- Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
Is there a special technique to this foot-washing? "You generally start at the top, and work your way down.
I think I can handle that. "I was hoping you might....
That isn't necessary, the ship will clean itself. Well.
..good for the bloody ship. -- Riker and Brenna O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
Have you ever considered a career in the Church? No.
..I could never get used to the underwear. -- The Bishop and Edmund : Money...
Klingons do not give in to illness. -- Worf to Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
Klingons do not faint. -- Worf to Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
Worf! You're a romantic! It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
-- Dr. Pulaski and Worf, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...