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This Is My Security Chief, Lt. Worf. I Don't Suppose Security Is Much Of A Problem For You.
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This is my security chief, Lt. Worf.
I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you.
-- Picard and Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
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Madam, have you ever considered a career in security.
If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority....
I must be out of my mind. Starfleet would probably agree with you.
-- Picard and Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
What the hell was that thing? "Automated fire system, a force field contains the flame until the remaining oxygen has been consumed.
Ah...What if I'd been under that thing? "You would have been standing in the fire....
Every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment of pain.
-- Danilo O'Dell, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
Sometimes, Number One, you just have to...bow to the absurd.
-- Picard, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2...
For 300 years we have denied the carnal side of our nature.
How can we learn to put that aside? Eh, well, you....
I am Daimon Goss. And these are my councils Kole and Dr.
Arridor. We'll need chairs. I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise I am serving as host for these proceedings....
Klingons do not faint. -- Worf to Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2
Klingons do not give in to illness. -- Worf to Dr. Pulaski, "Up the Long Ladder", stardate 42823.2