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• An ill weed grows apace. -- George Chapman (1557-1634) -- An Humorous Day's Mirth
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  We are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats....
• Let us have Wine and Women, Mirth and Laughter Sermons and soda-water the day after. -- Lord Byro
• For violence and hatred dry up the heart itself; the long fight for justice exhausts the love that nevertheless gave birth to it.
  In the clamour in which we live, love is impossible and justice does not suffice....
• KNIGHT, n. Once a warrior gentle of birth, Then a person of civic worth, Now a fellow to move our mirth.
  Warrior, person, and fellow -- no more: We must knight our dogs to get any lower....
• Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda-water the day after.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto ii, Stanza 178...
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• Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
  Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White....
• I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere...