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Andy Warhol Said That One Day Everyone Will Be Famous For 15 Minutes.
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Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15
minutes. Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you
weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White. Sorry.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Related:
In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. -- Andy Warhol
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message....
Sorry that we're not at home. Please leave a message after the tone.
When we get in, We'll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone....
Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions.
But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder....
This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
.. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
Noble, aristocratic voice:) Yes, one million dollars COULD be yours, IF you leave your name, telephone number, and the reason WHY you want to join the ranks of The Rich and Famous!
If this is Ross Perot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, or Princess Di, just leave your VISA number and expiration date, and we will definitely get back to you!...
OK, one more time... This is our answering machine.
.. This is the message on our answering machine.....
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality.
You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone......