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MAGIC, N. An Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin.
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MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are
other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet
lexicographer does not name them.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
PAINTING, n. The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
Formerly, painting and sculpture were combined in the same work...
Advice: the smallest current coin. -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary
PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel....
RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
KISS, n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss.
It is supposed to signify, in a general way, some kind of rite or ceremony appertaining to a good understanding...
DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
CREMONA, n. A high-priced violin made in Connecticut. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary