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• Maiden, n: A young person of the unfair sex addicted to clewless conduct and views that madden to crime.
  The genus has a wide geographical distribution, being found wherever sought and deplored wherever found....
• GORGON, n. The Gorgon was a maiden bold Who turned to stone the Greeks of old That looked upon her awful brow.
  We dig them out of ruins now, And swear that workmanship so bad Proves all the ancient sculptors mad....
• SCARABEE, n. The same as scarabaeus. He fell by his own hand Beneath the great oak tree.
  He'd traveled in a foreign land. He tried to make her understand The dance that's called the Saraband, But he called it Scarabee....
• FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth
  he perigee of his eccentric orbit. When David said...
• A pretty young maiden from France Decided she'd "just take a chance.
  She let herself go For an hour or so And now all her sisters are aunts....
• SUFFRAGE, n. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot.
  The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized....
• HOSTILITY, n. A peculiarly sharp and specially applied sense of the earth's overpopulation.
  Hostility is classified as active and passive; as (respectively) the feeling of a woman for her female friends, and that which she entertains for all the rest of her sex....
• POPULIST, n. A fossil patriot of the early agricultural period, found in the old red soapstone underlying Kansa
  characterized by an uncommon spread of ear, which some naturalists contend gave him the power of flight, though Professors Morse and Whitney, pursuing independent lines of thought, have ingeniously pointed out that had he possessed it he would have gone elsewhere....