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Maintain Thy Airspeed, Lest The Ground Rise Up And Smite Thee.
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Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.
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Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also....
Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner.
-- The First Commandment for Technicia...
The First Commandment for Technicians: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner.
One of the Ten Commandments for Technicians: (1) Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacito
lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner....
The Ten Commandments for Technicians: 1: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacito
lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner....
The Commandments of the EE: 1: Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most embarrassing manner.
2: Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this earthly vale of tears....
The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the moon by night. -- Old Testament -- Psalm cxxi, 6
Stand not too near the rich man lest he destroy thee--and not too far away lest he forget thee.
-- Aneurin Beva...
The Ninth Commandment for C programmers: Thy external identifiers shall be unique in the first six characte
hough this harsh discipline be irksome and the years of its necessity stretch before thee seemingly without end, lest thou tear thy hair out and go mad on that fateful day when thou desirest to make thy program run on an old system....