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• Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner.
  -- The First Commandment for Technicia...
• The First Commandment for Technicians: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacitor, lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner.
• The Ten Commandments for Technicians: 1: Beware the lightening that lurketh in the undischarged capacito
  lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most untechnician-like manner....
• The Commandments of the EE: 1: Beware of lightning that lurketh in an uncharged condenser lest it cause thee to bounce upon thy buttocks in a most embarrassing manner.
  2: Cause thou the switch that supplieth large quantities of juice to be opened and thusly tagged, that thy days may be long in this earthly vale of tears....
• The Commandments of the EE: 9: Trifle thee not with radioactive tubes and substances lest thou commence to glow in the dark like a lightning bug
  and thy wife be frustrated and have not further use for thee except for thy wages....
• One of the Ten Commandments for Technicians (7) Work thou not on energized equipme
  for if thou dost, thy fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her in other ways....
• Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.
• Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her in other ways.
  -- The Seventh Commandments for Technicia...
• The Seventh Commandments for Technicians Work thou not on energized equipment, for if thou dost, thy fellow workers will surely buy beers for thy widow and console her in other ways.