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• I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
• I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I hate it when people call me paranoid. It makes me feel persecuted.
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
• In those whom I like, I can find no common denominato
  in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh. -- W. H. Auden (1907-1973) - American poe...
• Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love.
  [out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me....