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• Make headway at work. Continue to let things deteriorate at home.
• Better contraceptives will control population only if people will use them.
  A nuclear holocaust can be prevented only if the conditions under which nations make war can be changed....
• The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of their tires.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not. E.R. Beadle
• CONTORTION.EXE not found -- CTRL-ALT-HOME-ENTER-Q-M-F1 to continue. Calm.
• Home sweet home..the place everybody should work...
• Tony: I am thrilled you decided to let your boy continue to work here.
  Homer: You know, if you need a hat-check girl, I've got a daughter....
• Let's just stay home tonight.