Tony: I am thrilled you decided to let your boy continue to work here.
Homer: You know, if you need a hat-check girl, I've got a daughter.
Tony: Homer, you're a helluva father.
-- "Bart the Murderer"
Announcer: Blood on the Blackboard! The Bart Simpson story!
Starring Richard Chamberlain as Principal Skinner, Joe Montegna
as Fat Tony, Jane Seymour as the woman he loved, and TV's Doogie
Howser, Neil Patrick Harris, as Bart Simpson!...
Bart: What am I supposed to do here?
Homer: Nothing. Just sit. I'll be back.
[walks away, revealing a giant "Laramie Slims" billboard,
featuring a girl in lingerie having a pillow fight with another
girl in a skimpy shirt and panties]
[time passess....