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• There is a massive, broken vending machine here.
• Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. -- Mildred Barthel
• onlinear adj. [scientific computation] 1. Behaving in an erratic and unpredictable fashio
  unstable. When used to describe the behavior of a machine or program, it suggests that said machine or program is being forced to run far outside of design specifications....
• onlinear: adj. [scientific computation] 1. Behaving in an erratic and unpredictable fashio
  unstable. When used to describe the behavior of a machine or program, it suggests that said machine or program is being forced to run far outside of design specifications....
• Above a condom vending machine: For refund insert baby.
• It takes someone with the intelligence of a vending machine to argue with one.
• The vending machine breaks open, but nothing falls out.
• Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ...
  generating more sheer horror than the male of the species....