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  it is triggered easily by things, like putting a quarter in a vending machine....
• True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. -- Jonso
• True happiness/Consists not in the multitude of friends,/But in the worth and choice -- Ben Jonson Cynthia's Revels act III, sc.
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• Alligators have the right idea. They eat their young. -- Eve Arden (in Mildred Pierce)
• MAC: Masochist's Automatic Calculato
• The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
• Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic?
• Sorry, I can't drive automatic!