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Man, Of All The Animals, Is Probably The Only One To Regard Himself As A Great Delicacy.
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Man, of all the animals, is probably the only one to regard himself as a
great delicacy.
-- Jacques Cousteau, 'Octopus and Squid: The Soft Intelligence'
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Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid?...
All for one and every man for himself.
For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is.
-- Johann von Goethe...
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Man's unique reward, however, is that while animals survive by adjusting themselves to their background, man survives by adjusting his background to himself.
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Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself.
-- James A. Froude (1818-1894)...