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• Come on, pal! Fugu me!
  -- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
  -- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.
  -- Apprentice chef at the Japanese restaurant, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
  Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy....
• Marge: Mm, there's that new sushi restaurant on Elm Street.
  .. Bart: Sushi? Hey, maybe this is just one of those things you hear on the playground, but isn't that raw fish?...
• Moe: Please, not in public. Man: You be dying!
  Barney: Whoa! How European!...
• Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are. Goodbye, Lisa.
  I know you'll make me proud. Goodbye, Bart. ... I like your sheets....
• I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number 1: [whispers] Cover for me. Number 2...
• Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient art of karate.
  [lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest, as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the mind and gives you self-confidence....