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  "Too much emphasis is placed on the development of reading skills in elementary school....
• If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution.
  It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft....
• The following appeared in a memo from a member of the Clark City School Board.
  "Mason Elementary School is faced with a shortage of classroom space....
• The following is a recommendation from the personnel director to the president of Acme Publishing Company.
  "Many other companies have recently stated that having their employees take the Easy Read Speed-Reading Course has greatly improved productivity....
• Necessity is the mother of reading to most students.
• Joey is making a sign on the ground out of sticks] Joey
  Okay, done. Monica: [reading the sign] What's "PLEH"?...