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Many People Demand To See The Car They Are Going To Buy In Full Daylight.
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Many people demand to see the car they are going to buy in full daylight.
Then they go out that evening and fall in love in a dark restaurant. And we
call ourselves civilized.
Related:
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
-- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
-- John Quinto...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Go softly....it's dark out there
This striving for excellence extends into people's personal lives as well.
When '80s people buy something, they buy the best one, as determined by (1) price and (2) lack of availability....
This striving for excellence extends into people's personal lives as well.
When '80s people buy something, they buy the best one, as determined by (1) price and (2) lack of availability....