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What Are We Going To Do, Hang Ourselves?
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What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
-- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young
sapling, "Call of the Simpsons"
Related:
Are we there yet?
-- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers.
Homer: Everybody ready? Bart: I hate this. I don't want to go.
Homer: That's the spirit! -- Going camping, "Call of the Simpso...
Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
[they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
Skinner: [to Edna] I'll handle this. Simpson! I'm giving you till the count of three to come out!
One, two, three! [pause] I've done all I can do....
Marge: Oh Homer... What are we going to do? Homer: Now, don't worry.
Our situation isn't as bad as it seems. And you're forgetting---I'm an experienced woodsman!...
Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further.
Bart: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further....
Many people demand to see the car they are going to buy in full daylight.
Then they go out that evening and fall in love in a dark restaurant....
What the hell are you talking about, sir? -- Bart, "Call of the Simpso