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• Let us suffer any person to tell us his story morning and evening, but for one twelve-month, and he will become our master.
  -- Edmund Burke...
• When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• On his way back from work, a driver came upon a horrible wreck in which one car looked exactly like his neighbor's.
  Stopping hurriedly on the side of the road, he ran toward the smoldering debris....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unrolled.
  We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation's young men are so, its funeral bell has already rung....
• The time was the 19th of May, 1780. The place was Hartford, Connecticut.
  The day has gone down in New England history as a terrible foretaste of Judgement Day....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace
  And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold....
• Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds.
  -- Mr. Burns realizes that Bart made up his story, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...