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Sorry, Offer's Expired, I Guess We'll Just Have To Let The Jury Decide, Twelve Good Men And True, Smithers Release The Hounds.
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Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide,
twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds.
-- Mr. Burns realizes that Bart made up his story,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
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Smithers: I think the boy is hurt. Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get going.
-- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
Ah, Simpson. At last we meet. -- Mr.
Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's accident, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
-- In court, Mr. Burns justifies his actions, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Judge: Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the court in this way, I will have to cite you for contempt.
Burns: You wouldn't dare! Judge: Well, no, um, I guess I wouldn't. -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
.. -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
NOOOOOOOO!! TAKE ME!! I'M OLD!! -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...