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• Irish plumbers have volunteered to fix Niagara Falls.
• Niagara Falls: "Slow-w-wly I turned . . . .
• My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
• Marriage is a rest period between romances.
• Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
  A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!...
• Janet Reno-Williams -- "The Destroye
• I lost my knickers at Niagara.
• Marriage demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings.
• A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne