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Marriage Is A Rest Period Between Romances.
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Marriage is a rest period between romances.
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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there *for the rest of your life*.
-- Jim Samuel...
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-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...