Marriage Is Not A Man's Idea. A Woman Must've Thought Of It.

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Marriage is not a man's idea. A woman must've thought of it. Years ago some
guy said, "Let me get this straight, honey. I can't sleep with anyone else
for the rest of my life, and if things don't work out, you get to keep half
my stuff? What a great idea."
-- Bobby Slayton

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