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Marriage: It Begins When You Sink Into His Arms; And Ends With Your Arms In His Sink.
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Marriage: It begins when you sink into his arms; and ends with your arms
in his sink.
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You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
Think and you won't sink.
Lavia's Law of Tennis: A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.
Tamarian mugger: Timbir, his arms up, NOW!
Don't tap your foot--it makes your arms get tired. -- Thelonious Monk (to his bass player)
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head.
He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?...
To Harmodius, descended from the ancient Harmodius, when he reviled Iphicrates [a shoemaker's son] for his mean birth, "My nobility," said he, "begins in me, but yours ends in you.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Iphicrate...
Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth month of the year.
Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks....