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• There are no wrong notes. -- Thelonious Monk
• Marriage: It begins when you sink into his arms; and ends with your arms in his sink.
• Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.
  -- Rita Mae Brow...
• May your neighbour get a 30 foot Anaconda for a pet.
• And Boy! are my arms tired!!
• C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.
  C++ makes that harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. -- Bjarne Stroustrup...
• A bear trap closes on your foot!
• Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting.