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Marry Her, Charlie. Just Because She's A Thief And A Hitter Doesn't Mean She Isn't A Good Woman In All The Other Departments.
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Marry her, Charlie. Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean
she isn't a good woman in all the other departments.
-- Angelica Huston (to Jack Nicholson in Prizzi's Honor,
screenplay by Richard Condon and Janet Roach)
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