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• Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat. -- Hermann Goering (1893-1946)
• Everlasting peace will come to the world when the last man has slain the last but one. HITLER
• In the episode when Bart makes prank calls to a bunch of places around the world in an effort to find out if water in toilets in the southern hemisphere really flush clockwise
  he ends up calling some place in South America before he makes the fateful call to Australia (where he runs up the phone bill for some Aussie-bumpkin)....
• That's Adolph Hitler! He was the leader of the runner up in WWII.
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
  -- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a FAT, 1982...
• I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best.
  We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us....
• The wife you save may be your own.
• Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars.
  Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards....