The Wife You Save May Be Your Own.

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The wife you save may be your own.
-- Unofficial slogan of supporters of one of FDR's sons,
a notorious womanizer, during the son's first congressional race

The hard disk you save may be your own.
Pick the right person the first time. The headaches you save will be your own.
Buy American the job you save may be your ow
You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
During the race We may eat your dust, But when you graduate, You'll work for us.
-- Reed College chee...
Life may be a race, but do you really want to finish first?
May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.

The Wife You Save May Be Your Own.

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