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Marta Said I Don't Seem To Like To Read Fiction Very Much.
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Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much. "I guess you're not
an `afictionado'," she said. Poor Marta. For all her reading, she doesn't
even know the right word.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.
Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch For Rocks.
Marta said it should read "Watch For PRETTY Rocks....
Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop.
She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard....
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise.
She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder....
MARTA WAS WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME with me when she said, "You know most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.
"Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand.
Come on, Marta. Grow up. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...