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Masturbation Is Great - And You Don't Have To Take Your Hand Out To Dinner Afterwards And Talk To It About Its Problems.
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Masturbation is great - and you don't have to take your hand out to dinner
afterwards and talk to it about its problems.
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Catholics talk about it afterwards.
It's not sport if you can talk afterwards.
You have two choices for dinner: Take it or Leave it.
Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
The great rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you.
-- Katharine Whiteho...
MFTL /M-F-T-L/ [abbreviation: `My Favorite Toy Language'] 1.
adj. Describes a talk on a programming language design that is heavy on the syntax (with lots of BNF), sometimes even talks about semantics (e....
Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan.
[holds out hand] Don Vittorio DiMaggio....
If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....