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MATERIAL, Adj. Having An Actual Existence, As Distinguished From An Imaginary One.
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MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an
imaginary one. Important.
Material things I know, or fell, or see;
All else is immaterial to me.
Jamrach Holobom
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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PERFECTION, n. An imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence
an attribute of the critic. The editor of an English magazine having received a letter pointing out the erroneous nature of his views and style, and signed "Perfection," promptly wrote at the foot of the lette...
PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B.
Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others....
BEHAVIOR, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.
The word seems to be somewhat loosely used in Dr....
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LAWFUL, adj. Compatible with the will of a judge having jurisdiction.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
HOUSELESS, adj. Having paid all taxes on household goods.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
BOUNDARY, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy of opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...