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• The other day I bought a wastebasket and carried it home in a paper bag.
  And when I got home I put the paper bag in the wastebasket. -- Lily Tomli...
• A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Bill. [tosses into wastebasket] Bill. [tosses into wastebasket] Summons.
  [tosses into wastebasket] Bill....
• Mathematicians do it with pencils.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.
• University President: "Why is it that you physicists always require so much expensive equipment?
  Now the Department of Mathematics requires nothing but money for paper, pencils, and erasers ....
• Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!